Penn Life sure isn't a walk in the park, but apparently death is. At least it was for me. I am not complaining, because I didn't feel a thing.
The last thing I remember were footsteps behind me on the trail. Just normal footsteps crunching on the gravel, keeping time with me.
Right as I started to worry about the owner of the footsteps the world went black.
My first conscious moment after the footsteps was being pulled out of a koi pond by a guy wearing a purple velvet zoot suit and rabbit ears.
"Thanks."
"You might not want to say that."
He turned me around to face the pond, and the body floating in it.
"Holy crap that's"
"You"
"So this means I am..."
"Dead"
He turned me around to face him, and put on a bright smile, pretending to brush lint off my shoulders.
The bunny ears looked fake, but I swear I saw one twitch. Maybe I was having after death hallucinations. After death. Oh my god I was dead.
All I could do was stare at the guy with a puzzled expression.
"You have questions."
"ya think?"
"like what?"
"well...what now?"
"now we should get out of the koi pond"
I let him pull me out, and tried not to look behind me at the body. "Should we call the police or something?" "Someone will find you."
